Episode 2 in Pictures and Words

Previously:

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Mission Accomplished

CHOOSING A TEAM

When there's a pretty girl on one side of you,
and a pretty boy on the other, and you've got your arm around the boy.

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Not Losing the IC:

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Don't Feed the Delusional Monkey:

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At Tribal Council.

He'll always be the one whose confession blew Jif's mind:

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The Eyeroll Heard Around the Continent:

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Life After Survivor: Celebrity Endorsement.
Spanish Fly says Two Thumbs Up!

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Mark Burnett strikes gold
After Candice voted out
Pay per view Lodge feeds!

Sucksters on Throwing Challenges...

After the first half hour:

Indiekid26: "Ozzy, you fucking SUCK! Cristina, you fucking ROCK! Seriously. Hate the fucker. Billy sucks, don't get me wrong --- but NEVER throw a challenge. NEVER. Cristina Rocks <3
She was smart enough to realize that throwing that challenge was stupid --- and the way Ozzy was so fucking smug while obviously throwing it --- HATE THE BITCH! And what's worse is Cristina's probably going to pay for his stupid decision that'll cannabalize the entire Aitu tribe."

Gregoire: "Or at least don't be so fucking OBVIOUS that you're throwing the challenge. I'm surprised they didn't just go sit on the beach, with clueless Billy still tied to them."

Bad Boyfriend: "And if you're gonna throw a challenge, at least put an effort into making it look like you're trying to win, and not just taking a stroll down the road."

chronic: "HATE. Stupid move. Keep the numbers in case of a merge. And save the dead weight for when you actually do have to vote someone off. Totally needless the way they overdid throwing it. Hate this fucker."

R3L: "I just realized that it was actually SMART. Imagine if the black tribe had lost AGAIN? Ozzy is saving MB's ass. Lol"


After Tribal Council:

Gregoire: "You know what? Billy is really annoying. I don't really care if he leaves in this admittedly backstabbing way. After that freak fest, I went from loving Ozzy to hating Ozzy back to loving Ozzy for getting rid of that PSYCHO."

chronic: "Still a dumb move though. But seriously how delusional can you be?"

ProbstFan123: "Ozzy is awesome. Finally someone playing cutthroat out there instead of all this 'represent our culture' nonsense."

AMAI: "I LOVE OZZY! And what numbers? If they allow FaFu#2 to greasily slide into the merge, he won't be with the Latino tribe, he'd have been making icky love eyes at Candice. Isn't she cuddle puddling with Adumb?"

Mega64: "Ozzy's going to ruin this season. He already got a jumpstart at it by getting rid of comedic goldmine Billy. We haven't had anyone that pathetic since the Ryan Shoulders/Osten twofer."

Will: "It was a straight 4-1 vote. Cristina and Cecilia (also) voted Billy out."

RomCen: "WHAT? After Xtina went to all that trouble of trying to save the guy? So I guess the girls got mad when they heard about the Candice lurve and changed their minds? I'm not sure how I feel about Christina now. :("

Haileys comment: "She NEVER tried to save Billy. What she did--after Billy tried to sway her vote with his 'They'll be coming after you next' spiel--was to make an alliance with Cecillia to protect herself. Stephannie and Christina are both very smart players who didn't get played by men except that I find Stephannie a lot more likable than Christina for some reason."

SpunKeeMonKee: "It wasn't a bad idea to lose Billy.. the guy was useless in challenges and if he'd made the merge, he would've been sliding all the way to the end because people would be too busy getting rid of threats than somebody like him. He's a damn psycho too, good riddance. I just didn't care for the way they handled it. Ozzy couldn't have been more smug/obvious about it. JP is quite the little bitch too, he's not hot anymore. :lbf."

PAPAYOKE: "Oz and JP were definitely a little too smug about that and I thought throwing a challenge to get rid of dead weight with a tribe of only 5 people was a bad idea, but after that pathetic admission by Billy at TC, it was probably a good move. Billy was lost. If there's ever a reshuffling, he's NOT going to be loyal to La Raza. He's into his 'love as first sight.' Already gone."

shoeless rye: "Oscar is just a know-it-all 24 yr old punk kid, he's got the game and the world figured out. While I agree that Billy should have been the first boot, you NEVER throw challenges, because he'd be your buffer if you lose fair and square. ... Even if they merged, Billy is a lazy weirdo - he's get the quick boot off his new team. He was only a threat if he made it to the final merge because he'd be a perfect F2 goat. I get a big Bobby Jon vibe off of Oscar."

netcamhd: "Billy's still got game .... for Candice! Saw an interview he gave to ET Canada, he's going to ask her out at the reunion show! Worst Survivor player ever, but gotta admire Billy's perseverance in finding the love of his life!"

Plenty more posts, some even on-topic, in this thread and that one, oh and this other one.


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